>>COSMO'S RUSSIAN DIARY - WEEK 2



DAY 8- Friday, October 4, 2002

SHOW IN IRKUTSK - ИРКУТСК


I am starting to get a cold, I can tell. The weather, lack of sleep and food and the long flight are all taking their toll on me. So I loaded up on vitamin C and orange juice. I met Achim downstairs and had breakfast. The hotel was now full of American tourists- senior citizens on a trek across Russia.

We left for the gig at 10. It was so nice to come to the venue and have everything as it should be. I set my computer up in our Production Office and attempted to get online. No luck locally. I tried to dial Germany. Nope. New York, LA, nothing. A last attempt- Anchorage, Alaska- Success! I managed to download all my emails, but had no time to send any. I would write them and go online later. Yeah, right.

This would be a busy day, as I had a different lighting company, so I had more lights to focus and new programming to do. Plus, the truss for the sign and backdrop had to be changed. Then they could only get it only so high, so it really looked stupid. There was another curtain that no one wanted to move, so Lars and I climbed into the roof and across the beams and untied the curtain to get our sign and backdrop higher. It worked and looked great. The Russians just thought we were crazy. Alexander, the lighting crew chief, said that in Russia, it is dangerous enough to be on the ground, but in a Russian roof? Whatever works. (Not to worry, we were safe.) We then had lunch, and yes, I had borscht with a dollop of sour cream. The sun was out, so it was a nice walk from the venue to the restaurant.

The rest of the afternoon was busy with work and sound check, and once again, the show was underway. Load out took forever, as there was only a small elevator to get all the gear down in. Achim and I were definitely getting sick. Ingo was already sick. One by one, we're all going to get it.

Finally, with load out finished, we jumped in the bus and headed back to the hotel. Robbie and Lars were going to the airport to oversee the loading. I went to my room, took some NyQuil (I never dreamed that I'd need it so early in the tour) and went to bed.




DAY 9- Saturday, October 5, 2002

FLY TO VLADIVOSTOK - ВЛАДИВОСТОК


Again, we all met in the lobby at 11 AM, and then proceeded to sit around and wait. I went across the street to this "Russian Mall" to buy some postcards, then back to the hotel to wait some more. We finally boarded our bus and headed off to the airport, which was only 5 minutes away. One thing that was really cool was right before we got to the terminal, was this "aircraft Boneyard," full of Russian jet bombers- TU-22 Blinders to be specific. There must have been a dozen of them, sitting there. So much for the Cold War. How I would've loved to go and explore those old planes. I am an airplane fanatic, especially of Russian aircraft. I have built models since I was 6 years old. When I was growing up, Russian planes were such mystery; I never dreamed that I would one day see them this close.

We arrived at the terminal, checked in, again received our boarding passes (?) and went through security. We made it to the plane, got out seats and took of for the 5-hour flight toVladivostok.

I spent the majority of the flight getting Russian lessons from Irina. I'll speak like a native by the time I finish this tour.

The flight was uneventful other than Russian 101; we had to land and refuel in small city named "Blagoveschensk (БЛAГOBEНЩEHCК)," at this "landing strip" that was so small the pilot had to abort landing to go around because he was too hot coming in. We circled around. I was told by one of the Russians that Blagoveschensk was right on the Russia/China border. You could see China across the river. Pretty cool, I thought. We flew over the city as we lined up for landing again. We were low enough that I took some great photos of the buildings below. Even from up here, you could see the crumbling buildings and how the people live. It was worse here, as this was a small city.

After completing the circuit again, we landed and taxied to the terminal. A yellow fuel truck pulled up, two guys got out and they proceeded to refuel our jet. After 30 minutes or so, we were airborne once again. We landed in Vladivostok at about 10 PM local time, jumped in our vans and drove nearly an hour to the hotel. The temperature was in the 60's! Finally, some warmth. We lost 2 hours coming here- 15 hours ahead of EST. This jetlag is starting to take its toll.

We arrived at our hotel, which was full of Japanese and Chinese tourists, and checked in to our rooms. It was a bit late to eat, but since we were hungry, we all met for dinner in the hotel. The restaurant was on the 11th floor, but since it was dark, you couldn't see much, but you knew the Pacific was out there.

Dinner, again, consisted of the usual, but this time I chose fish since we were so close to the ocean. Finally. It wasn't very good. So much for my theory. I also had a mixed salad and a bowl of cabbage soup with a dollop of sour cream. By the time we had eaten, it was after 1 AM, and we had to be in at 9, so off to bed I went.




DAY 10- Sunday, October 6, 2002

SHOW IN VLADIVOSTOK - ВЛАДИВОСТОК


The lack of sleep is starting to catch up with me; it is getting harder to drag myself out of bed. The entire crew feels this way, especially Robbie, who is barely getting any sleep at all.

I met Achim for breakfast, and met the rest downstairs at 9 and headed to the venue, which was less than 5-minutes away.

Vladivostok seems to be a little more ahead of the rebuilding game, and while they still have a long way to go as well, everything seemed a bit newer, and in better shape overall. Refreshing. Vladivostok is a strange combination of Russian and Asian cultures, which really defies description. They also drive right-hand steering cars, but on the left hand side of the road.

The venue was another theater, however, I was to use the existing lighting system, which was over 30 years old, and designed for theater and ballet, not really rock and roll shows. However, I am rather inventive and managed to figure out some new ways to use this archaic equipment. Lars had no moving lights, so he helped everybody get their gear up. I also had only 2 spotlights, but they said they would "try" to get two more. First problem however was the monitor desk, which looked like a child's toy, especially since it was sitting on a table about a foot and a half high. We all laughed. For a little bit anyway. Finally, Achim said he could use it as the house console, and trade out what they had for him to Andreas to use on stage. Achim is like me, very inventive.

Another problem, which seems to be common over here, is that none of the toilets in the backstage area had either toilet seats or paper. Even when they do have paper, it seems to be made out of recycled newspaper in both color and texture. As a matter of fact, you will sometime find strips of old newspaper in the tray above where the roll is supposed to go. It is hard to imagine that toilet seats and paper are a luxury, but it was really bad "back in the day." I am told that the toilets seats are stolen by people who bring them home. The good side of the toilet paper, however, is that it is useful for many other things, like hand towels, dust rags, sandpaper, etc.

Robbie, Peter, Valentin (our main translator) and myself took a little trip out of the venue, which was nice for a change. We bought postcards and caviar, which is really cheap here. We then stopped at this Russian flea market, where Peter bought a paint spray gun and Robbie bought a toilet seat to carry with us. I know. Robbie, Peter and myself are shopoholics, and while there isn't much to buy over here, we still go to have a look. You never know when you'll find that pair of Russian Night-vision goggles!

We went from there to see this Russian submarine memorial/museum. Pretty cool, it was an old WWII submarine. We didn't have enough time to go inside, but it was great just to see it. Peter wanted to buy it, but decided that it may be a problem to ship home.

Back to the venue for lunch. We went to this restaurant located in the venue; and- you guessed it- mixed salad, cabbage soup with a dollop of sour cream and chicken, fish or meat. I had the fish (I'm very optimistic). So much for being close to the ocean- it was awful again.

The day wound down and again it was nearing show time. I had managed to program several looks for the show, although I was not really happy- but hey, at least the system worked. Unfortunately, they still had not located my other 2 spotlights. Finally, Robbie threatened to pull the show and several minutes later, as if by magic, 2 spots appeared. I use the term "spots" very loosely, as these were not much better than flashlights. However, again, it was better than nothing, and they hurriedly set them up in the balcony. The shows then started, but the crew who set the spots up and were supposed to run them walked away, so I had 2 spots and no operators! It was a nightmare to say the least. First of all I had a very inadequate light show, and then I had two spots that were useless without operators! Lars jumped on one until a replacement came. Even once I got the proper amount of operators, none of them knew how to run a spotlight, so it was utter chaos. Finally, after much yelling and screaming, everything seemed to settle down and the show went on after that without any further problems (relatively speaking).

I had a suprise for the band- the theater had an old painted backdrop, painted with Greek Orthodox churches, which are so commonplace here in Russia. I asked the house if I could use it during my show, and I had them bring it in on "Wind of Change." It looked great! Klaus wanted to by it, but fortunately, a church owned it and wasn't willing to sell it.

After the show, there were a few heated discussions, but again, as I have said before, the show happened, the fans went away happy- success any way you look at it. The band could go on stage and fart "Rock You Like a Hurricane" and the fans would be happy here.

After load out, we had a bite to eat before heading back to the hotel. We had enough time to pack and then head to the airport. We all met downstairs, loaded into the vans in the pouring rain and went to the airport.

My cold is really bad now, I wish I could just stay in bed instead of climb on our jet for this long flight. The NyQuil is in "LiquiCaps" form, so it doesn't have the alcohol that the syrup has, so I took my NyQuil with vodka. Pretty smart, huh?

Obviously, this late at night, the airport was deserted, and we didn't have to get boarding passes this time. We boarded the jet, and took off at about 3 AM. The plane was a tomb for the entire flight, everybody was so tired, and we all just passed out. We had to stop at a landing strip in a city called Ulan-Ude about 4 hours into the flight to refuel, but nary a soul stirred. Once we were airborne again, I was amazed at the amount of stars in the sky. And on the ground below us, not a single light in sight. Amazing. I drifted back off to sleep…




DAY 11- Monday, October 7, 2002

FLY TO AND SHOW IN KRASNOYARSK - КРАСНОЯРСК


I awoke shortly before landing to a gorgeous high altitude sunrise. We were on our initial approach, gliding towards the airstrip. Below me were rolling hills, mostly forest, but dotted with a few houses and farmland. As we got closer to the city, several smokestacks pumping out oily black smoke could be seen. Then a factory with probably 30 or more chimneys, all belching out dark gray pollution, creating this massive cloud formation over the factory itself. Frightening. There was a river meandering its way through this odd combination of pristine beauty and manmade pollution, the innocent current hiding an unknown amount of other filth.

We touched down and taxied to the terminal, got off the plane in the 33-degree cold, boarded our bus and spent the next 30 minutes driving to the hotel. We gained 2 hours coming back west. 12 hours ahead of EST. We checked in and were pleasantly surprised- this hotel was magnificent! We all had suites- with balconies! Despite the cold, it was a literal breath of fresh air to be able to go outside from my room. There was this beautiful church outside my window. I didn't have much time, so I went down to the restaurant to join the others for breakfast.

The band were all there, and several of the crew. Breakfast consisted of fresh squeezed orange juice, and a selection of different fare, the popular one seemed to be coffee, sliced bread with cheese and fried eggs with "spicy meat," which turned out to be boiled tongue. No matter, I liked it.

Everyone headed back to their rooms and to receive their luggage; I took a shower and went back downstairs and boarded the bus. The venue was only a 5-minute ride. Upon entering the building, to our dismay, there were no lighting or sound crew around, and several people were constructing a drum riser out of old pallets. As long as it's sturdy, I guess.

The usual argument ensued- the band gear was still at the airport, there was not enough PA, the drum riser wasn't right- it never is, and probably never will be. The spotlights were lower than the stage, and the two that were supposed to be in the building we were told that they didn't work. I finally realized that they were just "window dressing." This is a common Russian trait left over from the old days. Many years ago when I was here, the Promoter took the band and the crew out to one of the fanciest restaurants in Moscow. The menu was quite extensive- several pages of gourmet dishes, some of the finest food in the world. We ordered a multitude of items and all received the same thing- pork cutlets and potatoes. The point that I am making here is that they were trying to show us how great it is in Russia, but when push came to shove, they couldn't produce. Same as the spotlights here- they looked good sitting in their bays, but you want to actually use them? Ha!

Suddenly, all these things were the least of our problem. Peter is Rudolf's Guitar Tech, and has been with the Scorpions forever, or so it seems. He is also the funniest man I know, if he didn't keep the entire crew in stitches all the time, we'd all be crying. Between him and Robbie, we laugh constantly. Anyway, Peter has a diabetic condition, he can't eat sugar or fat, so it is difficult at best over here where everything is fried. He needs to have several small meals a day, which is almost impossible here, especially under these working conditions. Well, today it finally got to him- he nearly passed out. All the problems we had been having were suddenly non-problems. We are a big family out here, and Peter was in bad shape. Everybody went to find food- brown bread, nuts, bananas, anything he needed. If he did pass out, then things would be bad- as most doctors would want to inject him with glucose- sugar- which would probably kill him. He would need insulin if that ever did happen. Fortunately, he recovered, but this episode reminded us all what was really important out here. We all now make sure that Peter has some edible food throughout the day. He's not going to get out of finishing the tour that easy!

After much arguing, things finally started falling into place. Show time came and it was the best show yet. It was impeccable. The band played their best, the sound, lights and audience were all in perfect sync. Click here for photos. After the show, even the Promoter, Vladimir, Edward, the local promoter coordinator and the local promoter all agreed- all the hard work and going the extra mile paid off and made for a great show. Maybe they were starting to understand? Nah...Anyway, after load out, they were in the cantina and Robbie and I walked in. Robbie brought them a bottle of Johnny Walker, sort of a peace offering. (whiskey is much more valued here, as the vodka flows like water). We all drank a toast of vodka (you don't think they'd waste the scotch on us, do you?). Also, I had brought over several bottles of Bloody Mary mix because it is impossible to get here, and since they have the best vodka in the world, it only made sense. I also brought celery salt, tabasco, worcesteshire sauce and black pepper. Hey, I do it right. Anyway, I broke out a couple of bottles and made American-style Bloody Mary's for the Russians- and they loved them. It was a great night, and it definitely cooled down all the heated tempers. Let's hope it lasts.

Load out went well, we headed back to the hotel for a late dinner. I skipped eating, took my NyQuil and settled in for a long sleep.




DAY 12- Tuesday, October 08, 2002

FLY TO NOVOSIBIRSK - НОВОСИБИPСК


Ah, sleep..dreams…more sleep…I finally got up at 11, a solid 10-hour sleep. I still have this crappy cold and cough, but it is definitely getting better with each passing day. And the rest is what I need- just more of it would be nice.

I turned on the TV, still no English channels. Many American movies dubbed in Russian; also 2 Russian MTV-type channels. I feel like I am on another planet, I have never been so out of touch in my life. No TV, newspapers (that I can read, anyway). Nothing. I guess if something heavy happened, I am sure the Russians would tell me. When I left, we were on the brink of war with Iraq. That would be some serious news. I have also only been able to get online only once since I have been here. I have either not had neither the time nor the resources to do so. I think things will get better, now, as the flights are shorter, and we will all have a bit more time.

We met in the lobby at 2, and of course, waited the usual 30 minutes or so before we left. 30 minutes to the airport, where we waited; then we finally boarded the plane, where we waited some more. We took of at about 4:30; this was to be a short flight- one hour and fifteen minutes. We also gained an hour, now 11 hours ahead of EST. We landed and taxied in. There were the usual assortment of Russian-made airliners and cargo planes, and this strange looking contraption- it was the cab of a truck with an old fighter jet engine in place of the truck engine, however, the exhaust was pointed away from the cab. This sat upon the bed of a larger truck, with the jets exhaust pointed to the rear. After some thought and questions, we finally figured out what it was- a wing deicer! The truck obviously pulls up to the wing of a snow-covered aircraft and point the engine at the wing and fires it up! A bit over the top, but it would seem to work. I guess we'll find out tomorrow when we fly to Omsk.

We took a few photos in front of our plane before we boarded the vans for the hotel. We were told it was 50 kilometers to the hotel. We had a police escort, but it was still slow going. An hour later, we pulled off onto this single lane road that went into the forest. After about a mile, we came upon what looked like a lodge in the forest- our hotel. Nothing around at all. It was beautiful, though, towering pine trees and a footpath that looked like it went deep into the woods.

We parked, and went to another building, which actually looked like it was once a prison building. My room was on the third floor, and actually, it was alright. Although there were no phone in any rooms, except a couple, but they didn't work anyway. We were really isolated from the rest of the world here. I have never felt so far away from earth in my life. The band decided that they did not like the hotel, so they loaded back into their cars and left for another hotel in the city center. Now we were really alone.

We met for dinner at 8, and walked over to another building which housed a bar downstairs and upstairs was what looked like a ballroom, complete with a dance floor, disco lights and a DJ. But since the band were gone, it was just us crew, very depressing, especially for the hotel staff. The windows were all covered, most of the ceiling lights didn't work, so it was a dark and very depressing place.

I won't go into the choices for dinner; you know all this by now. But I did have my usual borscht with a dollop of sour cream. Our servers were these short haired-blonde sisters, once again, pretty Russian girls with great butts. Really great butts. We wanted them for dinner, but alas, they weren't on the menu. Dinner seemed to stretch on forever, but finally, a few of us decided to head up to our rooms. I was in bed by 11.




DAY 13- Wednesday, October 09, 2002

SHOW IN NOVOSIBIRSK - НОВОСИБИPСК


Up at 7 AM. Another early-drag-myself-out-of-bed-and-cough-up-phlegm-for -20-minutes morning. Slept okay, not enough, which is getting to be the norm. At least the shower is good and hot. Met Robbie and Peter for breakfast, in the depressing ballroom again, with the same blonde sisters as our servers. Doesn't anybody ever sleep in this country? We ate the usual. I am really starting to miss my American coffee. This instant freeze-dried muck just doesn't cut it, no matter how much milk and sugar you put in it.

Today brings the first snow of the season. We finally left for the venue at 8:30; the drive took an hour through Novosibirsk rush hour traffic. This is the most traffic I've seen since we've been here. This also seems to be the largest city that we've played as of yet. Once again, we see the terrible state of disrepair in which this country is in. There is NOTHING that isn't in some sort of broken down or crumbling shape, buildings, cars and roads- EVERYTHING. Everything you see is in dismal shape. And here, like every other city we've been to, everything is some shade of gray. Even the red bricks have a gray polluted wash over them. With winter setting in, the lack of leaves on the gray-skinned trees, the cold, gray skies overhead and the lack of color anywhere make this country a very depressing place, especially this time of year. I can't imagine February. But then, a blanket of snow probably covers up a lot. I am sure that I will see that before we're out of here.

The venue is an ice hockey rink, where they play professional hockey. The Novosibirsk Siberias. Or something like that. There was a game last night, but nobody wanted to spend an hour to get here to see it. We entered the building to see what surprise awaited us today- first of all, no drum riser. Suprise. The crew were still laying the Marley on the stage, but over here they lay it up and downstage, as opposed to left to right, so it makes for a really crappy looking stage covering. And they were cleaning off the old tape residue by using gasoline! Remember that EVERYBODY smokes over here (I think the that the government pushes it- you know, population control). They started bringing decks that were obviously the start of the drum riser. We shall see. We left the stage to let them get on with their work.

Our Production Office/Crew Room looked like a giant sauna. The Production Office itself was the coach's office. It had this really archaic sewing machine in it, which we later found out was for sewing zippers into clothing and uniforms. The bathroom had two washing machines in it. Hooray, we all said, then we were told that there was no dryer in the building. It seems they hang all the uniforms and clothing in the locker room and let the heaters dry everything out. We were very disappointed, as we are all getting very near to needing our laundry done, and we have yet to see a Laundromat anywhere.

The stage sits directly on the ice, and the seats sit on Astroturf, over the ice. The place is a veritable refrigerator, colder than outside. It is going to be a cold day and night. It is like doing an outdoor show in the middle of winter.

After much arguing (they must be getting used to Robbie yelling, because nothing seems to affect them. Not that it ever has), there was finally a drum riser, but not until Francis (who is part Mexican, by the way) takes over and builds it pretty much by himself. Lars calls him "The Mexican Carpenter." If you want anything done over here, you pretty much have to do it yourself; otherwise it'll never get done. Nobody has any drive over here. Good old communism. Yuri Gagarin, we salute you!

The lighting and sound platform was as nearly as large as the stage, so they had to tear it down and build a more sensible one. This sat directly on the ice. Talk about cold. Well, at least my beer wouldn't get warm.

We went to the cantina to eat lunch. Okay, I'll spare you what we had, except for the fact that I had borscht with a dollop of sour cream. I am living on this soup.

After lunch, the backline crew started line check. It was so cold on stage that everyone was dressed like they were in Siberia. Hey, we ARE in Siberia! There was this terrible buzz in all of the guitar amps, and we finally traced it down to the lighting. We tried for nearly two hours to trace where exactly it was coming from, we looked at the arena power rooms- what a nightmare they were. It was frightening even walking into the 1950's-style horror movie set. I could feel my hair curling the entire time we were in there. Finally, we traced it to the fact that the lighting guys had not unplugged the rigging system. Long story short, we fixed the problem.

The band arrived for sound check and they realized that we were not kidding about how cold it was in the arena.

Once again, the girls took the stage for the "Queen of Rock" contest. In Siberia. Okay, even the girls here are gorgeous. The Russian women have a big thing about miniskirts and knee-high boots. Which is just fine with me. I have a thing about miniskirts and knee-high boots! Anyway, almost every woman you see has this combination. Even in the freezing cold, they still are wearing miniskirts and boots. If not boots, then high-heels. I guess since the Russian woman didn't get a chance to live the sixties, they're doing it now. Hooray!

A girl was chosen, and shortly thereafter, the band went on. They didn't mind the heat from my lights tonight, did they!? Hell, my show beers were colder after the show! The crowd was great as usual, I was just in spotlight hell again, because every time I put up a big look, the power surge knocked out one spot. Then I lost two spots, of course on Rudolf's solo in "Still Loving You." I can't win. In any case, we made it through the show.

Load out went fairly smooth, and we headed back to the hotel. They had dinner if anybody wanted it at the hotel, and even though I really wanted to see the Twins, my cold told me I'd be better off with my pillow. The Twins would have to wait until morning.




DAY 14- Thursday, October 10, 2002

FLY TO OMSK - OMCК


Ah, finally, a good sleep. I am slowing catching up on my sleep. My coughing session wasn't so bad this morning; I am getting over my cold as well. Should I get up or stay in bed? We are in the middle of nowhere, so there is nothing to do. Ah, but there is that trail into the forest. A morning walk might be nice. I decided to go and have breakfast first. It was 9:30, some of the crew may be there already.

I walked over the restaurant building, it looked deserted. I went upstairs, it was pitch black, but in the corner was a waitress setting up tables. It wasn't one of the twins. She spoke no English, but I gathered there was no breakfast, at least right now. I asked her about coffee and she pointed downstairs. I walked down to the bar, there was a guy and a girl sitting on the couch watching a Russian war movie. There was another girl playing a poker gambling machine. I might as well have been invisible. No one was at the bar. I waited for several minutes, then left.

It had started snowing. I decided to walk down the trail. It was absolutely beautiful, not a soul in sight. The wind was blowing through the trees, the snow gently falling, a very serene place. It was silent except for the wind and the occasional "creak" of a tree. I walked for quite a way, then the trail started to go downhill. There was a large ravine off to my right. Ahead in the distance, I could now see a lake. After a few more minutes, I came upon a bridge leading to what looked like some type of beach resort. There was a beach on the lake, with a derelict looking pier. An old boat, rather large, was tied up to the pier. The place was deserted. It was obviously a summer hangout for our resort, but this time of year it was dead. I sat on a stump and contemplated life. It was so calm, quiet. It was actually so nice to be alone with my thoughts.

The snowfall started to get heavier, especially since I was not under the cover of the trees. I headed back to the resort. I picked up a rock on the path, I do that every so often, it reminds of a place I liked, and I feel it is kinda like taking a part of the place with you. I was disappointed that I hadn't brought my camera, but I was also glad- there was no way I could of captured the feeling of the moment though a simple photograph. My minds eye would be the only thing to do this memory justice.

The wind picked up, it really sounded nice whipping through the treetops. It was cold, but I was nice and warm inside my heart. I was really glad that I went on this walk, it was definitely good for the soul. Such a place of beauty, thousands of miles away from my home, but I felt at home here. I felt rejuvenated. I made my way back to the resort, sat on a bench near my building and was happy to be alive. The wind slowed and the snow started to make its way through the trees and settle on the ground.

I walked back to my room. I heard Robbie in the hallway and opened my door. He was heading to breakfast, so I decided to go with him. It was after noon by this time. We went to the restaurants and lo and behold, they were now open for breakfast. We sat, Irina joined us, and then Peter arrived. The Twins were also back on duty, and they brought us coffee and breakfast.

After breakfast, I went back to my room and packed. We left the hotel at 2 PM for our long drive to the airport. The snow was still falling.

It took an hour to get to the airport. We went into the terminal and checked in. There were a few shops and restaurants there, but nothing great. There was a souvenir shop there, I bought a couple of things and headed through security. We were placed in this room to wait, as usual. We finally were allowed to board, so we made our way to the plane.

This was to be a short flight, about an hour and a half. It was uneventful, and quick. The weather seemed to be better in Omsk, but still cold. When we landed, I saw an old Beriev Be-12 Russian Flying Boat- I had never seen one in the flesh before. Happily we taxied right by it. I was stoked to say the least.

We got off the plane, then stood on the ramp while the local media swarmed the band. There were a bunch of other people around, we were told that they were airport staff. Remember, the Scorpions coming to all these cities is quite an event. I met this little Russian cutie named Natasha. Imagine that. She was a television reporter for Channel 12. She spoke very good English and told me how excited the people were about the Scorpions playing here. The band were whisked away in their cars and we boarded a bus, as did the media and airport staff. We went to a building, were we got off the bus and got into vans to head to the hotel. We asked the driver if there was a McDonalds here, and he said yes! Hooray! Could it be true? Finally.

Fortunately, the hotel was only 5-minutes away. The lobby was mobbed with reporters and other unknown persons, probably fans, and hotel staff. It was a nice hotel, I went up to my room. Very tiny, with a tiny bed, I mean tiny but hey, it was newly renovated and very clean. This half of the hotel was new, but the other half was still old, probably dated back to the 50's or early 60's. The Russian crew stayed in that part. They called their rooms "jazzy." I think they meant ragamatag. I asked the front desk if the hotel had Internet access, they said yes, but what they really meant was just telephone access. Then we were told there wasn't a McDonalds in this city. Bummer.

We were supposed to have dinner in the hotel, but it was a rather small restaurant, and the band was meant to eat there as well, so we were told that we were going out. I love to go out, and mix with the locals. James, the drummer, decided to come with us. We were taken to this restaurant called "21st Century" and it was a Russian sports bar. Great! We ordered beers, food and just had a great time. They even had cabbage soup with a dollop of sour cream. We had a blast. They even had American hockey on TV, which made Robbie ecstatic. He's a huge Redwings fan. It was also great to hang out with James. We did a few shots of vodka and headed back to the hotel.

The band had eaten dinner in the hotel restaurant, and they were still there, I joined Matthias and his girlfriend, the lovely Beate. I had a beer with them and we just chatted. I said goodnight and headed up to the room. I ran into Dimitri, the bands' Promoter Rep and Interpreter. It dawned on me that ROL, Russia On Line; the Russian equivalent to AOL was promoting this tour. Surely they could help us get online in these cities. Dimitri said of course, and then and there, gave me a username, password, and the local dial-up numbers. I was in shock. I went back to my room and went online and spent the next two hours surfing the Net, also finally putting this diary online and climbed into my tiny bed at 2 AM.




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